Well, it’s probably not much of a guessing situation, since
I think most of you already knew anyway. But regardless, here you go: Bloggers hate National Poetry Month.
Poets hate National Poetry Month. I’m even going to go out on a limb and suggest
that there are probably some Joyce Kilmer-reading 6th graders who
are hating on National Poetry Month right this very minute.
I read so much commentary about what a bad thing NPM is that
I sort of felt like I needed to bring up the fact that I have, actually, listened
to and considered these arguments against it. I suspect that most people who
have read Charles Bernstein’s essay agree with it at least in part—he’s a funny
and wise writer, and his argument probably makes a lot of sense if you’re
living in a major city, especially one that offers poetry readings most nights
of the week. From Bernstein's essay:
As part of the spring ritual of National Poetry Month,
poets are symbolically dragged into the public square in order to be humiliated
with the claim that their product has not achieved sufficient market
penetration and must be revived by the Artificial Resuscitation Foundation
(ARF) lest the art form collapse from its own incompetence, irrelevance, and as
a result of the general disinterest among the broad masses of the American
People.
The motto of ARF's National Poetry Month is: ‘Poetry's not
so bad, really.’
I don’t mean to say that you have to live in a big city to
be able to turn your nose up at the idea of a month devoted to poetry. I am
pretty sure that if you’re a person who spends a lot of time writing poetry, or
reading poetry, or hanging out with poets, then the idea of National Poetry
Month sounds stupid, whether you live in Terra Haute or San Francisco. But let’s be honest: to takes
a lot more effort to be a full-time poetry fan if you are also a full-time
resident of a city lacking a significant university population or growth
industry.
And this is why I am a fan of National Poetry Month.
When I was in high school in Saginaw, MI--which,
for the record, was one of those cities lacking in the significant university
population and growth industries--I considered myself a die-hard poetry fan. I
went to an extremely nerdy high school, where we did things like “journal” for
an hour each day and get bused hours to tiny art museums to sit within an
installation of knitted trees and write poems about it. (I swear I am not
making this up. I also once went to a summer camp where we had to do the Macarena
like the wetlands. This is what passes for arts education in the Midwest.) Sure, I think everyone in the class knew what
we were doing was ridiculous. And yet at the same time, we all appreciated the
effort—I mean, I wrote poems about those trees. I’d bet money those journals
are still sitting at my parents' house somewhere.
So after all that energy expended toward “everyday” poetry,
it was pretty exciting to have Cornelius Eady come to speak at the local
community college one April. It was so easy—just sit and listen! I still
remember it pretty well. He wore red Converse with his suit—pretty much the
height of fashion to us high school poets—and I still have my signed copy of You
Don’t Miss Your Water.
Which makes me think. If NPM did that for me, I bet there are more people benefiting from it, at least in tiny way. Just think about it. There’s got to be some
long-suffering arts reporter sitting at a newspaper desk in Oklahoma and thanking his
lucky stars for National Poetry Month, because it means he has an excuse
to run an AP feature on a poet.
And I like to picture to look of glee on librarians' faces
when they realize that there’s extra money in April for all the new poetry
books they’ve been dying to read.
So there. Poetry month: pretty freaking great. I appreciate that there
are multiple points of view on the subject—actually, I’m thrilled
that there are, and not just because I get an extra post out of it—and I’m even
sympathetic to the arguments against. But you can stop telling me about Bernstein: I’m here staking my position as
firmly PRO. To summarize another poetry blogger (who I can’t link to here directly
because of his habit of posting unseemly videos), even if you live and breathe
poetry, April just means more readings and discounts on poetry collections. And
who can hate on that?